Who the Hell am I?

I go to strip clubs as a couple with my husband most of the time. But sometimes I don't. I like to evaluate them based on comfort, booze selection, girl attractiveness, staff surliness and customer satisfaction perks. I like to think that one day I will own one and would love for it to satisfy employee and employer and customer ideals.

As mentioned, I also like to plan what I would do if I owned a strip club so when I go to one I am also checking out what about the club itself I don't like. What other customers seem to complain about. Why do the girls who work there like it? What would they like if they could have anything? How is the staff treated?

I really do like strip clubs. I really do like strippers. I am wise to the tricks so it is fun to just look and watch and sometimes chat with them. I know what I am there for, they know what I am there for, there are no nasty surprises. I am not interested in "dating" a stripper, or "saving a ho." I like to look at naked chicks, I don't mind paying a little bit to do so.

I haven't quite worked out a "rating" system yet but I will get there. For now, it's just reporting. 

Well, anyway. I have been to lots of clubs and plan on being to lots more. I will post when I can or when I feel like it, hope you like what I have to say.

Cheers!